notrightgoleft asked: sounds like your just being nice. chicks dig that, hahaha
This is getting tiring..
Girl: I’m fat Me: No, you’re obviously not Girl: omg ur so perf marry me <3333 These are all of my conversations lately.. Why is this happening? I’ve never even had a conversation with 90% of these people… Ugh..
Anonymous asked: What's the weather like in Colorado in the winter?
I just found beef jerky and egg nog in my house
:DDDDDDDD Man Today is a good day
After I'm on t for a while and get top surgery,...
Seriously guys. It’s gonna be so sexy.
You guys know that song, Scary Monsters and Nice...
The part where it goes “YES! OH MY GOD” is from that viral video a while ago of that Asian girl cupstacking. Just thought I’d share with you my discovery :o
When there are that many odds against you, Holy fuck that’s intimidating. I have no chance with this girl, do I?